Sunday, March 30, 2008

Real Life Superhero

A Royal Marine threw himself onto a grenade to save the lives of his team, and amazingly lived to tell the story. His rucksack, body armor, and balls of freaking steel absorbed the blast. He walked away with a bloodied nose. Take that Taliban bastards.

I have two words to describe this guy: Bad Ass. He deserves a medal, a parade, and a throng of servants scattering rose petals in his path. He should be preceded by bag pipes everywhere he goes.

British men are now living in fear of the day this guy comes home. Women will be able to smell the fact that he got the entire testosterone ration of England. The multi-colored flags being waved by the parade spectators? Yeah, it will actually be panties.

6 comments:

Redhead Infidel said...

Jennifer - great story! Balls of freakin’ STEEL, and the entire testosterone ration for Britain. I think he must be a Scot!

Rachel Lucas said...

Balls of freaking steel, indeed!

My list of men whose babies I want to have is getting kinda full lately.

Have I mentioned lately how much I love your blog Jennifer? You are teh funneh.

I think you should switch off of Blogspot, get your own domain, and use Wordpress. It will enhance your quality of life. I'll even help you do it because I have mastered Wordpress.

Do it! Holla at me if/when you decide to and need help.

Jennifer said...

Thanks Rachel! Actually, I've been meaning to do just that. I'm just lazy and procrastinating.

Shannon said...

Once you start, Jennifer, it'll be easier. :)

morrisao said...

Yep, Wordpress is definitely easier, and more reliable than Blogger. I had no problems transferring my old Blogger posts over to Wordpress using Wordpress's transfer utility.

Like your blog btw.

Michael said...

Jen,

I would so totally switch over to Word-thingy if I were you. I don't know what these people are talking about, but they do sound smart. Love you!

./Michael