Thursday, March 20, 2008

Random Musings

It's been a while since I've just gone way off the deep end and shared a random synapse fire with you. So I figure that it is high time. Hmm, 'high time,' what does that mean anyway? Does that mean that this exact moment is currently toking on some sort of doobie? Well considering today's random thought, that is entirely possible. For the moment to be toking, not me. I don't do that sort of thing.
And now, without further adieu, today's completely random question:
If my bologna was Catholic, how many names would it have?

Would people wish to be a related wiener?

Would that change the design of the Pope-mobile?

All things to ponder over various completely non-Kosher meals.


Anonymous said...

Good Friday Jen!

I'll not comment further!


Michael said...

Cathoholism is not what you want! You need to be looking to Buddhism for your enlightenment! At that point, what IS a weiner? What is a name, for that matter? Ahh, soo... Loveya, baby! :-P

Jennifer said...

Ack! Mon's right, my religious themed randomness on Holy Week!

I sang for Maundy Thursday, and will again for Easter. I sang for Palm Sunday too. I didn't know half these days existed while growing up.

instinct said...

And now you will burn in hell. :)

Well, for your jokes and for not using Catholic approved, environmentally friendly light bulbs.

hmmm.... I can see it now. The Church will start labeling things that are OK according to the church. Approved light bulbs will have a little cross on the package so you know they are kosher.

Jennifer said...

Kosher lights. Funny. Marked with a cross? Probably not. Star of David perhaps but not a cross.